Chaos of the Senses

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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